Brah, that wasn't a stripper that was in his Wonder Woman costume.
I'll have you know it was an involuntary penetration. I was just on a quick smoke break from washing the waffle irons.
It's very progressive that Waffle House lets you work as Wonder Woman. You're a lucky "girl".
A very nice man I know lets me work there, he is very supportive as long as I am nice to him
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