You see, there's a global pandemic going on. Covid 19. That shit can live on a census form for three or even four weeks. The TV told me so. The hospitals are overflowing with dying patients. Every media outlet in the country bombards us with the death toll, all day, every fucking day, for the last year and a half. FUCK THAT - I ain't touching that form. Not until the pandemic is over. Census Canada is not happy with me. They are, in fact, very unhappy with me. They just sent an agent to my front door to hand deliver another reminder form. Two of them actually. Driving around in public and delivering forms to homes. Without masks. Using their bare hands. Talk about breaking the fucking law. They might be spreading virus particles all over town. Who knows how many people they have killed already? The entire FUCKING COUNTRY is on Lock Down. What part of Global Pandemic does the Federal Government of Canada NOT UNDERSTAND? If I can't go outside, I sure as fuck cannot fill out potentially contaminated census forms.