ill take the no days in bed because covid isnt a thing and not getting flu shots every year which intentionally weaken my immune system and make me more likely to get it again the next year, ive never had the flu. /me shrugs. if youve had the sniffles for more than 30 seconds any time in the last 5 years, you will test positive for coronavirus. a) its the common cold (we know it is. weve known that for half a century. it used to be in medical journals and encyclopedias. its been removed. why do you think that is?) and b) i could take that same pcr test and say im testing you for chicken pox, then crank dat shit up like how theyre doing and guess what it will show me? that youve had chicken pox. even if you had it 20 years ago. and the way these people are trained to interpret the test (also wholly inappropriately) is 'you have the 'virus'' rather than 'the virus is active in your body' theres a massive fucking difference.