Law is confusing because it’s written by cockroaches who were raised from birth on the Talmud.
As for pilpul, there’re one or two slightly better examples. You’ll find them in the Talmud eventually.
Law is confusing because it’s written by cockroaches who were raised from birth on the Talmud.
As for pilpul, there’re one or two slightly better examples. You’ll find them in the Talmud eventually.
Sheesh I went even further and
>Under Talmudic "law" other forms of murder are also permissible:
Binding up your neighbor so that he dies of starvation. Just bind up the neighbor before it is hot or cold enough to kill him and all is well — you are guiltless of what follows. (See Exhibit 85)
Binding up your neighbor so that he dies of sunstroke. (See Exhibit 85)
Binding up your neighbor so that he dies of cold. (See Exhibit 85)
Binding up your neighbor so that a lion may kill him. (See Exhibit 85) He could not have fought the lion anyway, so, it is acceptable, says the Talmud.
Letting mosquitoes bite your neighbor to death. As for the mosquitoes, they come and go, so, since the ones which bit him when you tied the victim go away and others end his life, you are pure and blameless. (See Exhibit 85)
Throwing your neighbor into a pit and leaving him to die there. (See Exhibit 86)
Killing your neighbor with arrow wounds. (See Exhibit 86) Shooting the neighbor with an arrow is acceptable, since if there is balsam for sale somewhere, he presumably could have sent for some and thus have been cured instead of dying. (See Exhibit 86)
the last one reads like a video game meme
Its like playingwith God and/or morality in general.
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