And now the CEO will be legally responsible for increasing revenue and profits year over year, so they'll cut corners to save money, making the boards fall apart/break sooner so that people have to buy more. They'll collect your data to sell it off the advertisers, change the language of the end user agreement so that everyone who thinks they own the boards will find out that they're now only renters, and come up with some scheme to begin charging people a monthly subscription while screwing people out of the right to repair.

Did I miss anything?

They haven't really been putting out anything that catches my eye lately. There's only so much you need on an SBC before it becomes more economical to move to even an old x86 core machine.