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I call Bullshit.

This is very clearly "Penis Armour".

This was originally designed to prevent the "Happy Merchants" from stealing one's foreskin...

[–] • 0 pt

kek, you may be on to something...

[–] • 2 pts

Where's the leather strap?

Why the fuck have you done?

You sick bastard.

[–] • 1 pt

Last known location it was with David Carradine.

[–] • 1 pt

Oh, I see...

David and OP were just hanging out with each other?

[–] • 1 pt

I’m sure there’s a video somewhere to say one way or the other.

[–] • 1 pt

There was a "work-around" -- using a wooden mallet to pound on the drooping nozzle -- where the phrase "beating the meat" came from. Now, you know the Rest of The Story!