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All of the stuff is on my workbench. No one else is here but me. Yet a vital piece of the item has simply vanished into thin air. Where the fuck did it go? I've found things I didn't remember having in my search, and it's not there.

Does this stuff just vanish? Melt? Does Milton William Cooper take it? Please tell me.

All of the stuff is on my workbench. No one else is here but me. Yet a vital piece of the item has simply vanished into thin air. Where the fuck did it go? I've found things I didn't remember having in my search, and it's not there. Does this stuff just vanish? Melt? Does Milton William Cooper take it? Please tell me.
[–] • 4 pts

Is it round?

Maybe it fell on the floor and rolled clear across the room.

Is it magnetic?

Could be stuck to the bottom of something. You lift the other thing up and don't see the missing piece because it's stuck to bottom of the thing you're holding.

Is it the same color as some other thing?

It could be on the other thing but blending in so you don't see it while looking right at it.

Is it small? Have you checked your pockets? Did it fall into the gap between your ankle and shoe?

Did you go to the break room or restroom or have you been by the work bench 100% of the time? Is it in the break room or bathroom?

There's prolly some other obvious thing but I'm sleepy and that's all the guesses I can come up with now.

[–] • 1 pt

It's not round, it's big and flat

It is magnetic, but so is the piece it connects to.

It's a different color from the other thing(s)

It is not small.

It's in my home. No one else is there.

I think it's just gone.

[–] • 3 pts

Its ghosty's in dem wires.

[–] • 3 pts

I think you are correct.

[–] • 4 pts

Knew a guy that was in the navy, in radios, he was a ham. Had a nigger in his group that was some such "helper" Nigger once said "me no likes dis electrical things, dem ghosty's in dem wires" He also once said, "I let da smoke out once, don't never do that."

Fucking niggers.

I met the guy that started the race riot on the....shit forgot the boat name. After he came back "he has been released, not honorable or discharged, just released" He'd ride around town on his horse....carrying a 45 long colt. He'd ride to the school back in the 70-80's when his boys would get in trouble....talk to the principal, then ride home to beat their asses.

Salt of the Earth.

He said the race riot started because "us niggers aint gonna be pushing no brooms" Yeah you are, I push it, its your job, now get back on the fucking broom like the rest of us. 4-5 of them said, no, he said, well we ain't doing your work, so we will have issues.... nigger knocked the broom out of his hand. It was on...he took out 4 niggers before the rest could come....about 11 White guys joined and then cleaned the deck with the niggers, it was about to settle down when a few ran off to get more niggers....then it was on....full on, us against them.

[–] • 3 pts

In my case, I blame cats. I had one run off with an entire drain assembly while making strange noises. I figure if he can steal that, then they can be blamed for all the missing stuff. I have one who loves wires - not usb or cords, but the wires I use within projects. I've learned to give him a piece to play with when I start so that he has his own and doesn't steal any that I have cut to specific sizes.

[–] • 1 pt

I'd love to blame mine on cats. Unfortunately, I am not a cat so I cannot blame a cat.

[–] • 3 pts

Birds do like to take shiny things. You could definitely blame birds.

[–] • 3 pts

Doesn't your "all knowing surveillance network" keep track of these items? As a bird, it is your job to keep track of everything around you.

[–] • 4 pts

We keep track of people, not parts. And since Cooper is dead, he falls outside of our contractual agreements.

[–] • 3 pts

We keep track of people, not parts. And since Cooper is dead, he falls outside of our contractual agreements.

I have just started a new business venture. I sell products to disguise people as "parts". I will become a very wealthy "part".

[–] • 3 pts

You've literally just told me your plan. You've invalidated yourself.

[–] • 3 pts

It fell into the freemason's 4th dimension.

[–] • 3 pts

Milton Copper knows where it is.

[–] • 2 pts

Ole MWC strikes again. The teach has reach from beyond the grave!

[–] • 1 pt

No joke, one of the occult demons, Gaap, is said to be responsible for carrying men and things out of sight and out of mind, making them appear elsewhere.

https://www.fromoldbooks.org/Mathers-Goetia/pages/033-Seal-of-Gaap/

[–] • 2 pts

Same thing happens to me every time I do a remodel project. I spend more time looking for the tools that I just had and put down then I do actual work. Pretty sure my shop has Gremlins.

[–] • 2 pts

I blame the Stargate. Sometimes I won't put an item down for exactly this reason... And yet when I return to my hands there's nothing.

[–] • 1 pt

I'd press F in chat for you but my key seems to have vanished.

[–] • 2 pts

Make a list of all components and put them on a chart. Record on said chart every time you touch a piece, date, time etc. If your writing is 98% accurate, you may have a chance to see a pattern and figure it out.

[–] • 1 pt

The pattern here is I put it somewhere because I'm an idiot. I also forgot where I put it, see the previous statement.

[–] • 2 pts

This is my life....

I think I might unintentionally open quantum gates at random but only when I need something important. It drops into the gate and I find it 3 days later somewhere that makes no sense.

On another note, check your CO2 detectors to make sure they are working properly....

[–] • 1 pt

Sorry I just borrowed it, I’ll bring it back when I’ve finished with it.

[–] • 0 pt

Ok well I need it back before this weekend because I’m bolting it to the wall.

[–] • 1 pt

Yeah yeah, sure. Def way b4 xmas, chill dude avian

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