My wife used to say she wants at least 5. After the first she’s faltering a bit, but I think I can talk her back up to it.
My wife used to say she wants at least 5. After the first she’s faltering a bit, but I think I can talk her back up to it.
You don't make kids by talking.
You don't make kids by talking.
Oh yeah? Then how did my wife get pregnant, smarty pants?
Oh yeah? Then how did my wife get pregnant, smarty pants?
You don't make friends with salad.
You don't make friends with salad.
Fuck, really?
We planted to much lettuce that's going to seed and I wanted to give it away to my neighbors...
Fuck, really?
We planted to much lettuce that's going to seed and I wanted to give it away to my neighbors...
Nature helps mothers forget how much labor and babies suck
Nature helps mothers forget how much labor and babies suck
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