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“If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.” — Henry Kissinger
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"They hate us, 'cause they ain't us"--Anonymous
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"I should never buy gribenes from a mohel. It's so chewy!" - Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire (He's saying he shouldn't buy "scraps" from a rabbi trained in circumcision b/c they gave him fried foreskin)
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Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority: still more when you superadd the tendency or the certainty of corruption by authority.
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We but teach bloody instrucions, which, Being taught, return to plaque the inventor.
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“Effete men turn to the Left because there they find fashionable and self-righteous justifications for their lack of manhood.” — Wagner Clemente Soto
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The Matrix will only tell you what the Matrix needs you to believe
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“At some point, someone has to put their foot down and say, ‘you are not allowed to treat houses of worship and religious freedom unfairly, illegally in this country.”
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Updated for 2023: A government big enough to give somebody else everything they want, is a government big enough to take away everything that you have, ... because let's face it, they're never letting you keep shit.
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13 Patriotic Quotes from America’s Founding Fathers
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I only wish “buyer’s remorse” were a company I could buy shares in.
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"The past is a different country; they do things differently there." - L.P. Hartley
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Garfield's cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle- Neil Degrassi Titan
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“Anonymity is to cowardice what Viagra is to impotence.” — Antandrus Amadeus
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'fuckin wit my gang gon get u spilled' - U.S. Congressman (D) FL - Maxwell Alejandro Frost
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'Protesting for peace is like masturbating for virginity'
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“We now have an intelligentsia which, though very small, is very useful to the cause of Hell.” - C.S. Lewis
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The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?” [Sigmund Freud]
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"wise man say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for @chefdong 's chicken"
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“Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.” ― Mickey Spillane
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"It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure."
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Yeah, there are too many Jews in chess. They seem to have taken away the class of the game. They don't seem to dress so nicely, you know. That's what I don't like - Bobby Fischer
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There are countries within NATO that want the Ukraine war to continue. They see the continuation of the war as weakening Russia. They don’t care much about the situation in Ukraine - Turkish Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu
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"EU Karens are so completely in over their heads on this one... cutting off SWIFT means Europe has no way to pay for Russian gas, almost by definition. This whole thing is unfolding like a bad Florida divorce where the dog ends up hanging from a tree out front..."
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“Actually his or her heart is beating 100 to 160 times a minute at 6 weeks. Simple biology that has nothing to do with the sex of the individual writing legislation.” Benjamin Watson
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