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I have never even heard of someone doing this before. Now that I am aware of it, I am bound to hear about someone I know doing it in the near future.

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I guess you are too normal for something like this. Then again, now that you mention it.. I don't remember hearing about anyone doing this either. Though I knew a kid back in the 90's that put a marble up his nose and had to go to the ER to get it removed. Must have been pretty motivated to get it lodged in that deep. Strange kid, wonder what happened to him.

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The weirdest kid I ever came across was when I was 6. Everyone in the school was normal except this kid. He had 2 adults with him at all time. I'd see him in the hallways being lead somewhere, he didn't even come up to the waist of the adults holding his arms, and he was kicking their legs.

One time my class had to go into his class to do a presentation of some kind. Everyone else in his class moved their desks to the side and sat on the floor. He didn't. He stayed sitting in his chair. He had one of those sugary drinks with a peel away aluminum lid. He had taken his scissors and stabbed through the lid, would pull out the scissors and put them into his mouth to suck off the little bit of juice on the scissors. Stab again, repeat.

The teacher told him to come sit on the floor, he didn't answer, just kept stabbing into this drink. So the teacher and those other 2 adults (why they were letting him stab something with scissors, I'll never know) went to go grab him. He gets up and tries to run away from them, they easily catch him and he starts kicking their legs right away.

I've never seen those cheap drinks in the grocery stores my mom took us to, but looking back, all of the poor/dumb kids had those drinks.

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I bet I can snot rocket a bean further than you can.

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Birds don't have noses.

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I've won by default then.

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Or lost, depending on how you look at it.

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Nor can you stop people from laughing at them.

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I remember dimes. Silly boys

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They have to stop eventually when their nose gets full...

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If jumping beans are used, the subtle movements would tickle a bit

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I got a lupin stuck in my ear once. But, that happened by "swimming" around in a truck load of lupins (it's fun, try it if you get a chance).