IDK what kind of ducks you've got near you, but maybe you could walk off with one? Check your laws or make sure no one is looking.
Let's assume hypothetically it's legal, lol. Sit somewhere and feed them. A brave one will soon eat out of your hand. Scoop it up so it can't flap the shit out of you. Go home, and trim it's wings so it can't escape your fence.
Kek. There's one place right next to the road behind a row of $$$ houses. But out in the sticks there's homes with chickens and turkeys in the yards. I can hear a rooster everyday in the summer time.
Yeah, don't steal someone's flock. I meant wild ones.
The ones by the road are wild mallards. I'll bet someone around here keeps them in their flock. I'm going to check it out this weekend, see if I can find any for sale.
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