It probably doesn't help that following an IG investigation into why USN vessels seemed to be almost magnetically attracted to large slow moving civilian cargo ships, 85% of so-called quote unquote "fully qualified" deck officers failed simulator tests on basic ship-handling.
"Look Pop-eye, you had one fucking job..."
Want know the most secret numbers in the USN? It isn't the nuclear launch codes on a boomer. It's the at-sea pregnancy rate among the female enlisted AND officers. You can't find those numbers anywhere.
It probably doesn't help that following an IG investigation into why USN vessels seemed to be almost magnetically attracted to large slow moving civilian cargo ships, 85% of so-called quote unquote "fully qualified" deck officers failed simulator tests on basic ship-handling.
"Look Pop-eye, you had one fucking job..."
Want know the most secret numbers in the USN? It isn't the nuclear launch codes on a boomer. It's the at-sea pregnancy rate among the female enlisted *AND* officers. You can't find those numbers *anywhere*.
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