Since I am not on Facebook, but I am looking for connections and to be accepted by total strangers, I am now walking the streets hitting up total strangers, telling them what I had for dinner, what my puppy did yesterday, I show them pictures of my last vacation and the funny face my girlfriend made. Definitely show them my COVID vaxx card. And since I don’t know anything about the person I am talking to but want to be totally inclusive I show him/her/it/? a picture of me wearing my favorite rainbow t-shirt and yellow/blue wristband. Then I listen to the total strangers telling me about their bullshit life and I tell them how much I like them, just so they like me back. And believe it or not, it woks. I have five people following me now: 2 are cops, 2 are psychiatrists and 1 is yelling at me because I didn’t like what he had to say.
Since I am not on Facebook, but I am looking for connections and to be accepted by total strangers, I am now walking the streets hitting up total strangers, telling them what I had for dinner, what my puppy did yesterday, I show them pictures of my last vacation and the funny face my girlfriend made. Definitely show them my COVID vaxx card. And since I don’t know anything about the person I am talking to but want to be totally inclusive I show him/her/it/? a picture of me wearing my favorite rainbow t-shirt and yellow/blue wristband. Then I listen to the total strangers telling me about their bullshit life and I tell them how much I like them, just so they like me back. And believe it or not, it woks. I have five people following me now: 2 are cops, 2 are psychiatrists and 1 is yelling at me because I didn’t like what he had to say.
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