Next level shit bro, congratulations! Don’t forget to bring the Vegemite! Tell Clay you had to smuggle it in up your ass like a kike fleeing Kiev for Tel Aviv with all his stolen gold and diamonds
That's pretty funny. I don't know if it will fit in my ass... <
Lol, you just gotta make Clay think you did. Most uncomfortable damn plane ride ever, but I promised I’d bring you the BIG can and by God I keep my promises one way or another so here you go.
Hope you can make it over!
Bro. I just wanted to say, since I spoke to you last, things are getting retarded, and very real.
I am literally scrambling to sort a passport, VISA, and much more to come, and I am flat broke.
My sponsors are the salt of the Earth, and I hope I can make this happen.
I have A LOT of friends in the USA it would appear, and that gives me hope.
Otherwise, I am legit shitting my pants now, and I don't know what the fuck I have got myself into bro.
Please be there when I need you to back me up, as the MSM are sharpening their knives for me as we speak.
NMBRFG.
Haha! So good bro. <3
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