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How much do you think China would charge to capture Pelosi?

Just asking. I've got $25 I could chip in.

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Maybe we could get a go fund me going.

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I'd pay to fly maroonsaint out there to give bjs all around.

I realized he'd be disappointed in the size of Chinese cock, but the quantity should make up for it.

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Kinda reminds me of when the DS demons were telling us Trump was gonna get us in a war with North Korea and they were going to launch missles at the West Coast. Then Trump and Kim shook hands in the DMZ! KEKMAO It's all DS magical BS... Watch this hand and pay No Attention to the ridiculous spending bill they're about to ram through Congress!

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It would be amazing if China actually follows through with shooting the Skeletorosi Express down. Biden wouldn't even do anything since he has zero balls.

What good can an old, drunk 82 year old do to help Taiwan anyways?

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Oversee records destruction to cover up DS shenanigans in Taiwan. Pay off the top brass.

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Kamala gave her a lesson on giving BJs but Pelosi's dentures kept slipping out.

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Pelosi tried practicing with Willie Brown so she could surprise her husband.

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Well hell I guess this is one of those times we should probably have a little extra vigilance and be near a bomb shelters if we have one

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All of the biggest cities are in blue states so if they got attacked it would be doing us a favor. The left wing blues are destroying the country anyways.

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For some reason this whole situation reminds me of the opening scene in Jurassic Park.

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Btw, now would be a good time to ground Pelosi and her minions from traveling anywhere but Gitmo!