Oh wow! Send all your shekels goy! Buy my coffee to expose voter fraud and don't forget your pillow!
Coffee inflation sucks. The price I saw at the store this morning was up nearly 50% from what I paid just 6 months ago.
Instead of buying coffee from some multinational corporation exploiting the native farmers at one end, screwing the processors in the middle and charging me a premium price for it compared to other countries just because I'm in the USA ... I'll spend my money with Mike so I know who's getting the profits and in Mike's case, how they are spending it. With luck, it will taste even better than my current brand! Then the sheckles are going to really fly because I'm going to buy a shitload more to stock up ... just in case, you know, supply disruption.
No pillows - This was my first purchase ever from Mike, because I love coffee. Think how many more coffee drinkers out there are doing the same as me?! Mike's ads are everywhere.
Mike needs to come out with an UltraMAGA Premier Roast and call it MyCovfefe! KeK!!
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