How did anyone with a brain think Sloppy Joe got 81 million votes. He couldn't even fill a parking lot with 25 people on the campaign trail and they were probably there to laugh.
Then the election took a week, garbage bags full of hand written votes were collected by vans at 4 am and all of a sudden... it's a miracle! The most popular President of all time! Don't worry that you dog Snickers votes 18 times! He loves Biden! He can have his hair smelled and it can lick his hairy legs!
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