Continued: > Those dastardly QAnons sieged the Capitol(!) with a Very Violent Insurrection(!) that threatened to tear down our democracy(!) and they did it because of white privilege(!) and they are misogynists(!) and Science Deniers(!) They began going to school board meetings, maskless(!) to show they’re part of the cult(!), just because their kids happen to go to a school where they’re being trained in professional racism or where being raped by a boy in the girls’ room gets covered up because the boy was wearing a skirt. Those QAnon terrorists! (I know, rape sounds scary, but everyone knows it’s transphobic to #metoo someone who might have gender dysphoria.) Those delusional QAnons are anti-mask(!), which killed everyone’s grandma. They were anti-mask even before the TV told us masks weren’t necessary anymore. They’re anti-vax(!) and they were anti-vax(!) even before the TV told us that the ‘vaccines’ don’t work… and we still have to wear masks… and sorry about the myocarditis/AIDS/cancer thing. The Science said covid must be cured by “the vaccine”, which would only protect anyone if everyone took it. By “protect”, they initially meant people could not become infected with covid. When The Science changed, “protect” came to mean the shot would prevent serious illness and death… from a disease that does not cause death for 99.9% of people who become infected. Those silly QAnons keep saying, “My body, my choice”, but everyone knows that’s the pro-choice motto. It’s actually disgusting that the QAnons are saying it when they’re the ones killing other people, not the women getting abortions. Duh. Everything bad is Trump, as Trump is the source of everything bad. Everything bad is QAnon, as QAnon is the source of everything bad. Everything bad is ‘Trump supporters’, as Trump supporters are the source of everything bad. This is the scapegoating of every world citizen who is not on board with the Global Communist Agenda. Did the QAnons cause the modern-day slave trade at the Southern border? How? Did they divert the attention of our public servants to the domestic terrorism the QAnon parents were committing? QAnons drove 18-wheelers to overthrow Canada’s government, who they’re told does the bidding of those evil, corrupt leaders of the world. It’s a conspiracy theory! The QAnons are ready to believe something so absurd because they realized that Justin Trudeau is quite obviously Fidel Castro’s bastard son and Chrystia Freeland, Trudeau’s Deputy PM, is the granddaughter of a real-life Nazi. Side note: Canadian QAnons? How many parts of the media story break down when a person grasps the inherent contradiction in that? The last thought a deranged Biden voters want to have before his brain breaks is: “There are Q followers in other countries? They must be racist, white Trump supporters too!” Trudeau’s and Freeland’s bloodlines aren’t their fault! They can’t be blamed for what their families did! They are both capable young leaders who support China’s very efficient society, the LGBTQIA+++ agenda, and forcing their people to do whatever they’re told. Nothing can get in the way of saving the Earth from the Sun. Another side note: Remember when the global communists focused on reducing pollution by canceling plastic straws? Was this because they noticed number of plastic drinking straws they themselves waste at fancy restaurants and on their private jet trips? They tried to cancel plastic straws. They believed it would make a real difference. Soon after, they began buying billions of disposable masks that don’t protect them from covid and take longer than straws to biodegrade after they end up in the ocean. They want to change the world because they find their own wastefulness to be offensive. They believe that to solve the problem of their own personal wastefulness, everyone needs to adjust, because everyone else must waste the same amount as they do. To absolve themselves of responsibility, they tout the importance of speaking out against straws to show everyone they’re very good people. Since the last Q post, those rotten QAnons have committed sooo many mass shootings, especially those that social media blamed on white supremacists and ‘probably Trump supporters’ before finding out the shooters were immigrants or Arabs. Can you believe it? The QAnons recruited immigrants and Arabs to do their bidding! Those racist Islamophobes! Those unhinged QAnons failed to support the mostly peaceful™ race-rioters throughout the summer of 2020, just because they were threatening homes, looting businesses, desecrating monuments, and trying to burn down government buildings. Those dastardly QAnons just didn’t care that the mostly peaceful™ rioters were actually solving racism with their antiracism. (Antiracism is like racism, except the person doing the racism is good instead of bad.) Those villainous QAnons are not properly supporting Ukraine while our democracy is being attacked around the world. They’re defending Putin just because they think he is taking out US bioweapons labs near Russia’s border and dismantling a hotbed of corruption and actual Nazism that happens to involve the man currently pretending to be president of the United States of America… and many of his friends. And that is not happening. If it was, the news would tell us. You know it’s not happening because the US Embassy removed all record of those bio-weapons labs from their site. You can’t prove anything now, right? The QAnons are so powerful at hypnotizing the public with true information that the Embassy was forced to remove legitimate documents from their website to protect innocent Americans from being exposed to the conspiracy theory those documents prove! Those QAnons are so tricky and clever in their sloth and stupidity! The worst, I tell you! QAnons, destroying the world with their conspiratorial machinations, are doing it all because they just cannot get over the fact that their hero, their savior of the world, Donald Trump, didn’t get re-elected. The QAnons just can’t accept that so many people hate them and their hero because that’s how clueless they are about the rest of the world - so uncultured! Everybody knows that Donald Trump was so hated, he could never win, regardless of whether or not he received 12 million more votes than he did in 2016. Trump’s cult got 20% bigger, sure, but 81 million real, legal, American voters everywhere turned out (almost entirely via mail or Zuckerberg dropbox) to vote for the one man with the savvy and guile to take down the vast evil empire of Donald Trump and the QAnons before they seized all the power in the world. Joe Biden, from his basement, was this man. If you think that’s not true, you ain’t black. From his basement, the kind, decent, affable, straight-shootin’ Joe Biden, Father of Crackheads, Sniffer of Kids, He Who Will Put Y’all Back in Chains, secured himself 81 million real, legal, American votes. According to the television, enough votes came in over the days following the election that Joe Biden was eventually called the president. A statement from the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency said the election was “safe and secure”. Bill Barr said he hadn’t (yet) seen evidence of fraud to materially change the outcome. Some of the courts dismissed the election fraud cases on procedural grounds, without an examination of evidence, but it’s claimed that means there was no evidence. The courts are always right, except when white cops are on the stand. Then the courts are always wrong. Plus, even Republicans in various places said Trump lost, which means it’s true. Those good Republicans would never lie to the American people, not with our democracy on the line. That’s why they stood with Democrats. They, too, knew how important it was that no one ever be allowed to carefully examine election results. Did courts in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania rule their 2020 elections unconstitutional? Yes, but the decisions will be appealed and the television hasn’t told Biden voters yet, so no. Did the Arizona audit show massive evidence of fraud and illegality? Yes, but the television says Biden actually won by extra, so no. Have state legislators presented resolutions to decertify elections in multiple states? Yes, but Experts say it’s not possible, so no. Did the Speaker of Wisconsin’s House say there was evidence of widespread fraud? Yes, but he also said nothing can be done about it, so no. And what’s with the Pillow Man? Election fraud is impossible. Even if it’s possible, it could never be so widespread that the most popular president of all time, Joe Biden, actually lost. Therefore, it did not happen. Suck it up, you sore loser, you QAnon crank. You can tell the QAnons are in a cult because their leader, Q, disappeared without warning and the followers just kept researching new subjects and sharing what they found as if Q was still leading them! You can tell they’re in a cult because they’re constantly discussing different beliefs when they could simply just Listen to the Experts™ and Follow the Science™. QAnons gain power within the cult by trying to create and spread the craziest disinformation. They won’t change their beliefs even after their families and friends reject them for not believing the right things. Hey QAnon crazies, take the hint! Say what we tell you to say and we’ll go easy on you! The more you QAnons keep infecting everyone with open-sourced information and logical reasoning, the more you force us to censor you! And so it goes with those loony QAnon simpletons. They think they’re so smart but they don’t even know the name of the last Bachelor and they don’t realize that Alec Baldwin deserves a freebie murder because of how good his Trump impression was! Those dullards. The media has done truly admirable work by finding the influence of QAnon in everything that’s destroying our democracy, and thank goodness. It’s good to know who the bad people are. It turns out, a bunch of mostly middle-class and working-class people all across the world are responsible for how bad everything is. They have virtually no power whatsoever to implement their radical ideas, but they make it more difficult for the smart, powerful, virtuous people to fix everything with their newer, better ideas. QAnons ruin everything! If the QAnons would just shut up, George Soros, Bill Gates, Anthony Fauci, Barack Obama, the Chinese Communist Party, and the Rockefeller Foundation would fix everything for us! After two years of Netflix and UberEats, the world needs a Reset, and it might as well be Great! Luckily, the world’s most powerful people, entities, and governments are partners of the World Economic Forum, so it’s easy for them to coordinate their activities and get on the same page before it’s too late to save us. To move forward, we must silence those QAnons forever - whatever it takes. We could then (finally!) be set on the right course by Klaus Schwab, a comic-book villain so cartoonishly evil that he makes people who use Mark Zuckerberg’s Metaverse as an outlet for child predation look like upstanding citizens in comparison, at least to the people who supported Ketanji Brown Jackson for the Supreme Court. But, you see, it’s impossible for anyone to be so obviously evil and so proud of it. Therefore, because Klaus Schwab shares his vision for the world so publicly, he is not evil at all. He’s good, like he says. It’s homophobic to call Klaus Schwab a Satanist, whether or not Klaus Schwab is gay. Leave him alone and let him work, QAnons. He’s trying to save the planet from the sun. For anyone to survive, we must be sure everyone is injected with magic healing potion. Experts say it’s working. Things would be even better if conspiracy theorists weren’t holding humanity back. ** The rest of the series will be available shortly for paid subscribers. I will be releasing each part over the coming days, but paid subscribers will be able to access the entire series. I HEART ANONS merch at www.cancelcouture.com or shop.spreadshirt.com/cancel-couture Follow the podcast info stream: t.me/imyourmoderator or on Truth Social, Gab, or Gettr @imyourmoderator Listen at: https://shows.acast.com/bereasonable/ or on your favorite (non-Spotify/Apple) podcast app Continue to Part Two: >