I don't have any single friends around there. In Florida, NY, Arkansas, and Oklahoma I do.
How about Mississippi? I was in Jackson a few months, round '17. Learned to crawl down there as a baby. Lots of friends, family friends and such
No sorry.
At least point a friend my fucked up way so we can have a chick flick romance. Tell her I'm a mix of Sandra bullock and Tom Hardy.
Okay, well, I forget how to get with women these days. Shit went downhill during the last shitty decade. Do you have a time machine so I can travel to the 90s? Even wished I was older back then, with older friends and cousins.
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