No sorry.
No sorry.
At least point a friend my fucked up way so we can have a chick flick romance. Tell her I'm a mix of Sandra bullock and Tom Hardy.
At least point a friend my fucked up way so we can have a chick flick romance. Tell her I'm a mix of Sandra bullock and Tom Hardy.
All my single friends are male and straight.
All my single friends are male and straight.
Ain't that the damn straight truth of the world, with all the good ones taken...
Ain't that the damn straight truth of the world, with all the good ones taken... [At least I got this old fuck](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvbz_kKJcqU)
Okay, well, I forget how to get with women these days. Shit went downhill during the last shitty decade. Do you have a time machine so I can travel to the 90s? Even wished I was older back then, with older friends and cousins.
Okay, well, I forget how to get with women these days. Shit went downhill during the last shitty decade. Do you have a time machine so I can travel to the 90s? Even wished I was older back then, with older friends and cousins.
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