He is not the cuddling type. He is an insurrectionist. He is insurrectioning my house.
Oh dear. One of those. You see how I turned out.
Maybe make him some warm milk.
Doesn't work. I think he has a guy to score PCP from. Pretty sure he could rip a fire hydrant out of the sidewalk right now.
Be careful. Sounds like he bites.
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