It's the bizarro-Sam Hyde: Ham Syde. Rather than being the perpetrator of every single violent incident that has happened on earth since the early 1900s, Ham Syde is the victim of every single violent incident that happens, ever, in any given location.
He NEVER gets away with anything!
I heard that both times he was killed mentioned in these posts were at the hands of none other than SAM "THE SLAYER" HYDE himself! Rumor has it that Ham has been murdered by Sam thousands of times in just the last year.
This is atrocious, unacceptable. WHY CAN'T OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM BRING THE PERP TO JUSTICE BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN, AND HELP THE VICTIM BEFORE HE IS MURDERED, AGAIN?!
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING THIS HAPPENING TO HIM
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