You can no longer have energy , unless you get on your Peloton and pedal. Pedal away slave, your going to need to tend to your garden or starve. Sleep IN ? You are deleted, GOOD BYE.
Don't forget the Peleton keeps whispering socialist propaganda in your ear.
322 , Its based on 322 miles for the Goy. Once you hit the mark you are rewarded. You get to flush the toilet and the lights stay on to let your neighbors know your in tow. Fall short and your social media penalizes you . . .
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