Ha ha!
"Big Breaking News" doesn't wait till a scheduled time. The fact that it can wait till tomorrow at 9AM says that it's not big and it's not breaking. But yeah, go ahead and hold your breath anyway.
LOL bruh, it's a link to satire. Calm down, perhaps have a chuckle.
It's not unlike Qtards to think satire is a good news source so I'm just stating an obvious fact about the timeliness of "big breaking news" claims.
Headlines: Potato Mulligan shitz his britches!
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