There's a new syndrome coming to a town near you. It's called VRS (Vaxxine Regret Syndrome). Symptoms include:
- Extreme reaction to the taste of Crow
- Nausea at the thought of being served Humble Pie
- Wanting to run and hide when a Pure Blood is in the immediate vicinity
- Sudden onset of deafness when the words "I told you so" are spoken
- Onset of rashes and itching when near a TV.
- Overpowering urge to strangle anyone wearing a medical uniform or white coat.
- Repeatative dreams of loss of thinking ability to the point of being labelled stupid and waking up realising it wasn't a dream.
Fortunately Big Pharma is working on a cure. It's called Divoc-22. It's completely safe and will reverse it all.
There's a new syndrome coming to a town near you. It's called VRS (Vaxxine Regret Syndrome). Symptoms include:
- Extreme reaction to the taste of Crow
- Nausea at the thought of being served Humble Pie
- Wanting to run and hide when a Pure Blood is in the immediate vicinity
- Sudden onset of deafness when the words "I told you so" are spoken
- Onset of rashes and itching when near a TV.
- Overpowering urge to strangle anyone wearing a medical uniform or white coat.
- Repeatative dreams of loss of thinking ability to the point of being labelled stupid and waking up realising it wasn't a dream.
Fortunately Big Pharma is working on a cure. It's called Divoc-22. It's completely safe and will reverse it all.
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