DONT TOUCH THE MONKEY!!
Why?
No reason, nothing wrong with it, don’t be alarmed. But stay indoors and don’t touch it. Or we’ll all die.
Ok. Wait, WHUT? What the hell was the last part?
Nothing, it’s fine. No problem.
Too funny.
And if anyone sees an escaped monkey: "Are you crazy? There's no monkey. You DID NOT SEE A MONKEY."
Remember the COVID vaccine spill in PA? They closed airspace and brought in the DOD. NOPE, NUTHIN TO SEE HERE FOLKS.
The gaslighting really IS off the charts.
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