That’s the beauty, hungry monkeys always turn up, the rest adapt and evolve. Get ready PA a more intelligent life may have just taken root!
;-)
DONT TOUCH THE MONKEY!!
Why?
No reason, nothing wrong with it, don’t be alarmed. But stay indoors and don’t touch it. Or we’ll all die.
Ok. Wait, WHUT? What the hell was the last part?
Nothing, it’s fine. No problem.
Too funny.
And if anyone sees an escaped monkey: "Are you crazy? There's no monkey. You DID NOT SEE A MONKEY."
Remember the COVID vaccine spill in PA? They closed airspace and brought in the DOD. NOPE, NUTHIN TO SEE HERE FOLKS.
The gaslighting really IS off the charts.
Oh dear, what if this is the new viral outbreak caused by escaped lab monkeys. I think that’s what it was in 28 days later and everyone turned into zombies.
We’ve experienced every other nonsense in recent years, why not zombie apocalypse.
I know - haha - that's why I posted it - it was just so strange. Remarkably, they allegedly caught all but four of them. Not sure what kind of temps these monkeys live, but it's awfully cold in PA.
Here comes the Monkey Pox!
What lab were they headed to??
No idea - it's also not clear whether they were already IN a lab.
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