I don't own life insurance. I don't have house insurance, either. Insurance is a racket created by Jews. I decided that I'm not paying out thousands of dollars so that some insurance salesman can enjoy a sunny two weeks in Cancun.
Yeah, it's such a fucking racket.
"Instead of putting some of your money aside in a separate account in case something bad happens, give it to us instead, and then we'll pay you in the event that something does happen... Maybe... Actually we'll try everything we possibly can to not pay you, and if we do end up having to pay you, we'll raise your rates going forward."
It's fucking hilarious.
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