Michael Baxter was fired by Babylon Bee as a reporter, because his reports were more than stupid and not funny. He got so upset that he started sceaming and stomping his feet, but nobody gave a shit, so he did the only thing he knew how - he started reporting for realrawnews.com, however, people still think his reports are stupid and not funny. .
Very elaborate details for a fake..
"Three U.S. military officers—two males and one female, serving as both judge and jury—listened for two hours as Vice Adm. John G. Hannink of the U.S. Navy’s Judge Advocate General’s Corps listed eighteen specific charges against Clinton and said he would supply compelling and incontrovertible evidence linking her to countless atrocities against the nation and its population." - Baxter
John G. Hannink is a United States Navy officer. He is currently serving as 44th Judge Advocate General (JAG) of the United States Navy. He assumed this position after VADM James Crawford, III retired. A change of office ceremony was held on September 12, 2018 where VADM John G. Hannink relieved VADM James Crawford, III of his office.[2] - Wikipedia
Using the name of Vice Adm. John G. Hannink in a fake article would be a very serious crime. I hope Michael Baxter has a lawyer on hand if this is bullshit.
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