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"At that point in the tribunal, Clinton, who had remained oddly silent through the proceedings, began trembling uncontrollably as if gripped by seizure. Shackled at the wrists, she fell from her chair and flopped around on the floor like a fish out of water." - Michael Baxter

BONUS: Juan O Savin - On how and when POTUS is coming back. https://rumble.com/vfj6up-juan-o-savin-answers-the-question-14-min..html

"At that point in the tribunal, Clinton, who had remained oddly silent through the proceedings, began trembling uncontrollably as if gripped by seizure. Shackled at the wrists, she fell from her chair and flopped around on the floor like a fish out of water." - Michael Baxter BONUS: Juan O Savin - On how and when POTUS is coming back. https://rumble.com/vfj6up-juan-o-savin-answers-the-question-14-min..html

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This is some of the best republican fap fiction ever written.

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The only way the military will make arrests is if the officers lose control of the troops!

Americans are being murdered!!!

They have no excuse for waiting another second. They had just cause to intervene twenty years ago. They didn't because the officers are just as corrupted as the judges, cops and politicians!

If the ccp wasn't in such a shambles we would already have the PLA running all over the USA.

And now they are trying to force a deadly injection on all the troops. This won't end well.

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Think too many names, ranks, and crystal details to be fiction. Shakespeare's dead you know.

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Black Tar Hopium

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More like bottom of the bowl, scraped Hopium resin.

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Wew lad that was some nice fan fiction

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Is the Juan interview new?

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Enough to make a fucking Skunk vomit. smfh

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Using the name of Vice Adm. John G. Hannink in a fake article would be a very serious crime. I hope Michael Baxter has a lawyer on hand if this is bullshit.

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Michael Baxter was fired by Babylon Bee as a reporter, because his reports were more than stupid and not funny. He got so upset that he started sceaming and stomping his feet, but nobody gave a shit, so he did the only thing he knew how - he started reporting for realrawnews.com, however, people still think his reports are stupid and not funny. .

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Very elaborate details for a fake..

"Three U.S. military officers—two males and one female, serving as both judge and jury—listened for two hours as Vice Adm. John G. Hannink of the U.S. Navy’s Judge Advocate General’s Corps listed eighteen specific charges against Clinton and said he would supply compelling and incontrovertible evidence linking her to countless atrocities against the nation and its population." - Baxter

John G. Hannink is a United States Navy officer. He is currently serving as 44th Judge Advocate General (JAG) of the United States Navy. He assumed this position after VADM James Crawford, III retired. A change of office ceremony was held on September 12, 2018 where VADM John G. Hannink relieved VADM James Crawford, III of his office.[2] - Wikipedia

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Using the name of Vice Adm. John G. Hannink in a fake article would be a very serious crime. I hope Michael Baxter has a lawyer on hand if this is bullshit.

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Good enough for the Babylon Bee.

This is the most hilarious shit I've read all day.

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Is this a real or fantasy news site?

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Anything to distract from the worst administration in modern times.

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since Briben's owners want to exterminate 7.5 billion human beings, no need to qualify as "modern"

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Nobody asks why the 1.5 million refugees pouring in by mid July don't have to be vaccinated..

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same reason cuomo and four other governors sent infected patients to senior care homes

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