We would have to invent something new called fuckcorn.
Not new. It's the yellow in the brown ya gotta wipe off your dick afterwards.
I was never a fan of the popcorn stuff. Hopefully it’s just a marker for 1/19 (today) which is National Popcorn day.
But the way it was interpreted, it makes people want to sit back and watch a show.
I think preparedness is important.
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