Thanks. I coulda tried to narrate it better though.
...As I sat, pinching off what was left in my bowels, I felt an unearthly rumble. Though it was not from the gases erupting from my rectum. There was something outside. Quickly I shoved 4 sheets of ultra soft tp between my cheeks and ran to the window.
I looked up to see the underside of three massive helos cutting through the sky. Without even flushing I ran out the doors, grabbed my keys and.......
Thanks. I coulda tried to narrate it better though.
...As I sat, pinching off what was left in my bowels, I felt an unearthly rumble. Though it was not from the gases erupting from my rectum. There was something outside. Quickly I shoved 4 sheets of ultra soft tp between my cheeks and ran to the window.
I looked up to see the underside of three massive helos cutting through the sky. Without even flushing I ran out the doors, grabbed my keys and.......
Which do you look more like?
Rob Schneider or Larry The Cable Guy? This is an important question.
Which do you look more like?
Rob Schneider or Larry The Cable Guy? This is an important question.
Can Gary Busey be on the list? Hes my hero.
A movie with Schneider and Whitney would be pretty sweet
Can Gary Busey be on the list? Hes my hero.
A movie with Schneider and Whitney would be pretty sweet
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