I have no military bases nearby me, however there is a very sensitive target I live by. I just watched 3 bigass military helicopters begin circling this sensitive target...i think one landed...i was trying to follow in my car. I havent seen any military aircraft this way since I've lived here.
It's undeniable that there is a lot of military movement for something big.
Yes my home radar went off and the sensitive target I happen to live by started acting weird
lol hey man I'm being serious...
Fair enough but you have to admit it sounds pretty crazy
What's the target? Sauce
He said it's a sensitive target. It's his mom's clitoris.
Sorry my friend...not trying to narrow down my location too much.
Fag
That's a great story, and you tell it so well.
Thanks. I coulda tried to narrate it better though.
...As I sat, pinching off what was left in my bowels, I felt an unearthly rumble. Though it was not from the gases erupting from my rectum. There was something outside. Quickly I shoved 4 sheets of ultra soft tp between my cheeks and ran to the window.
I looked up to see the underside of three massive helos cutting through the sky. Without even flushing I ran out the doors, grabbed my keys and.......
Which do you look more like?
Rob Schneider or Larry The Cable Guy? This is an important question.
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