>The new classifications at work are some colors Alright, so we will be classifying you guys into groups by color this year. Here is how we broke it down using your advanced personality matrix scores: White - A worker creatively solves problems, works hard, gets along with others. A real go-getter Yellow - A diligent employee who works hard at solving any task, but seems stuck in his ways, and has difficulty thinking creatively, and may have some small interpersonal office problems, like microwaving fish in chili oil in the breakdown Brown - While these employees may have a lot of technical qualifications, it seems like they might not actually know how to do anything, and they typically cause more problems than they solve. Black - We all know why they got hired. Now breakup into your groups. The "white" group has a mandatory three hour HR course to sit through on how they are holding the company back. Everyone else can have the rest of the day off.