99 lines of bugs in the code 99 lines of bugs Take one down, patch it around 106 lines of bugs in the code
99 lines of bugs in the code
99 lines of bugs
Take one down, patch it around
106 lines of bugs in the code
Junior Dev: How do I write code with no bugs?
Senior Dev: That's the neat part, you don't
Grey Beard Dev: All code is comprised entirely of bugs. We simply craft the bugs in a such way to have them appear to not be bugs.
>**Junior Dev:** How do I write code with no bugs?
>**Senior Dev:** That's the neat part, you don't
>**Grey Beard Dev:** All code is comprised entirely of bugs. We simply craft the bugs in a such way to have them appear to not be bugs.
There are no bugs, only features.
There are no bugs, only features.
Why Linus is worried about retiring in an image.
Why Linus is worried about retiring in an image.
seems like he instead is afraid of it possibly remaining free of faggotry
seems like he instead is afraid of it possibly remaining free of faggotry
Year of the Intersectional Linux
Year of the Intersectional Linux
Use a dependently typed language and prove it correct.
Use a dependently typed language and prove it correct.
Junior devs are fresh out of college minimum wage earners who write all the code.
The most senior devs are the guys meeting the potential clients. Promising them the best program in the world and getting drunk with them on golf courses
Junior devs are fresh out of college minimum wage earners who write all the code.
The most senior devs are the guys meeting the potential clients. Promising them the best program in the world and getting drunk with them on golf courses
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