ricecels fear the Potato Master Race.

Connor McGregor is going to kick your ass... after he taps out in another fight with that inbred Muslim.

I think I have an old bottle of whiskey around here somewhere. I'll bring it with me. It's for entertainment purposes only, no one is getting any.

Good times, let's have some

The Potato-Scots did nothing wrong.

Oy I like the Oirish! They’re good craic, very funny. And the girls are gorgeous! I don’t mind the odd potato now and then. Maybe because I’m part Scottish I empathize with them. Who knows.

Did you hear the one about the Irishman who walked past the bar?