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He seems levelheaded, for the most part.

I’m actually surprised they didn’t cut him off sooner.

He seems levelheaded, for the most part. I’m actually surprised they didn’t cut him off sooner.

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An extremely large spot.

Are you sure it can handle my burgeoning handles? I'm inflating as we speak.

I estimate I walked over 1000 miles last year. I had to buy a new pair of sneakers this past winter even though I bought the previous pair the winter before. I can't be that fat. rubs 58 inch waist

E: Eh, lying. I'm 34. Trying to get down to at least 32.

E2: Re-evaluating miles ... probably more like 800 miles.

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rolled 1000 miles

So like 7 revolutions?

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I did start the American revolution with my fat, rolling body. Do you honestly believe Washington crossed the Delaware river while frozen? No, they just rolled my lard ass into it to dam it up. Then they easily crossed it to kill the Prussian (Germans) mercenaries. I'm jewish by the way. Fat and jewish. Fat and jewish and a girl. I'm working overtime in Shalom Israel.

E: lol, having fun, but need sleep. Tel Aviv Synagogue calls in the morning. See you later, goyimgater!

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I knew you were a kike.