I get paid to do things that matter enough to keep secret, that's why.
It's not like your pink dildo business where you can just whip out the catalog anytime and brag about it. What a maroon. lol
My wife is trying to sleep you need to stop making me laugh my fucking ass off.
"oh oh oh THAT portfolio mmm yes well it's top secret, you see. Cannot even acknowledge the existence of it. PORTFOLIO? WHAT LIKE GRAPHICS DESIGN? I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO SIR I'M A TERRIBLE ARTIST" 🤣😂🤣 You cracking me TF up with this shit.
It doesn't exist because there's no reason to have one so obviously I can only acknowledge it's non-existence.
What a dingbat. lol
Let's see that video of you jerking off a gorilla, I mean "articulate black man". lol
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