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Luckily I was sure to use protection while I was fucking a blue haired psycho that tried to stab me in the chest with a kitchen knife during an argument. Upon that occasion when I took offense at her attempt to murder me, then slapped the shit out of her before throwing her out on her ass and told her to never come near me again, she threatened to get me "swatted" (fukkin' millennials, just don't). Cops showed up to question me the next day, I had the knife with dried blood, the self-stitched wound, and a decent job with no criminal history, while she had a criminal record involving drugs. The local cops were cool about it, even laughed when I apologized for wasting their time.

However, under our new democratically elected president's policy, she may be able to finally get her wish. Even though it's been years since I've seen her, she still messages me hateful things upon occasion. So, if she goes through with her threat, I'm going to get killed by a bunch of federal fagboys who think they're fighting to stop gun crime... in a 97% non-black town where the last homocide involving a firearm was a decade ago.

How fucked are you going to be?

Luckily I was sure to use protection while I was fucking a blue haired psycho that tried to stab me in the chest with a kitchen knife during an argument. Upon that occasion when I took offense at her attempt to murder me, then slapped the shit out of her before throwing her out on her ass and told her to never come near me again, she threatened to get me "swatted" (fukkin' millennials, just don't). Cops showed up to question me the next day, I had the knife with dried blood, the self-stitched wound, and a decent job with no criminal history, while she had a criminal record involving drugs. The local cops were cool about it, even laughed when I apologized for wasting their time. However, under our new democratically elected president's policy, she may be able to finally get her wish. Even though it's been years since I've seen her, she still messages me hateful things upon occasion. So, if she goes through with her threat, I'm going to get killed by a bunch of federal fagboys who think they're fighting to stop gun crime... in a 97% non-black town where the last homocide involving a firearm was a decade ago. How fucked are you going to be?

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This is a public service announcement directed at our "FAKE" President and his delightful (sarcasm) Regime (not sarcasm)!

First off...I noticed you mentioned how the suicide rate has dropped where Red "Fag" Laws have been implemented? My question Mr. Pedomaninchief is that if your so concerned about the drop in suicides, why in the hell aren't you pushing for and allowing all states to stop this mandatory mask/shutdown business? Because of how you currently are handling and previous "Others" have handled this fake Dempanic disaster, the suicide rate has skyrocketed...especially in lockdown states like California and New York! Biden you are such an old tool!

Second...If you were so concerned about the safety of women, then why the hell are you sniffing and fondling little girls on television and why in the hell haven't you done anything about your psychotic son and his rabid abuse of young females...one of whom is his own family member for goodness sake! Biden...again...you are such an old tool!

Thirdly...cars are tools humans use to primarily get from point A to point B on the map. However, if a bad or messed up human gets behind the wheel, that human may choose to "break the law," jump the curb and take out a couple dozen people walking on the sidewalk! Even without bad humans with evil intent behind the wheel, automobile accidents are among the leading killers of humans on the planet (death at the hands of government being by far the first by the way). This leads me to the second half of my point...given that government (a government that you've had leadership role in for the last 6-7 decades!) is by far the leading killer on the planet (the US Government being the most lethal in the history of man!)...guns are a tool possessed by humans for the purpose of self-protection from primarily murder by their own government (that would be you Biden!). Unfortunately, at times bad humans get ahold of guns and use the gun to do bad things. Laws are on the books already that are designed to prevent all guns from ending up in the wrong hands (felons for example cannot own a firearm), however, if a bad human is bent on killing someone using a firearm, how in the hell do you imagine he's going to obey any firearms laws and get his weapon via legal means? And if you are so concerned about the very small percentage of people killed by legal gun owners who for whatever reason went off the rails and killed another human, then we should probably not be hypocritical (I know this is next to impossible for you Mr. Pedoinchief) and outlaw cars and go back to riding bikes and horses!

Remember this quote: "All gun laws are the governments guarantee to criminals that law abiding citizens will be unarmed and defenseless!"