Except I’m going to trade chicken eggs with my neighbors
Based and eggpilled.
Wall Street worried about rise of the new egg economy.
Eggconomy
I'm thinking of starting a depository of sorts. You store your eggs with me and I'll print egg certificates that your neighbors can use to claim portions of egg breakfasts.
How many eggs do I have to trade you for one egg?
How many times do I have to pick up and put down my eggs before the labour theory of value makes them worth more than your eggs?
Based and Marxpilled
There are exactly two things that define the value of the eggs. What you will take for them and what someone else will give you for them. Thats it.
You can fuck a chicken and make human chicken hybrids where the eggs lay humans.
Nutrition wise 1 ostrich goes for 25-28 chicken.
Don't know any more egg exchange rates. I guess it's time to educate myself.
Get eggjewcated.
1 quail egg = 6 chicken eggs
1 duck egg = 2 " "
1 goose egg = 3 " "
note: these numbers are arbitrary and eggaggerated to eggsploit egg puns into egghaustion. Please eggcuse me and don't get eggrivated.
"Eggucate"
That’s the spirit. Now Jew me on how many of my eggs are worth your eggs?
Can I trade turtle and frog eggs for chicken eggs?
Do your eggs come from non-gmo grassfed free range chickens?
How many eggs do I have to trade you for one egg?
Depends on if you're a pretty aryan women or an ugly feminist.
The former? All of them.
The latter? Good luck, no amount of eggs will get you any eggs.
Man I'm a year behind can't. Eleven how bad the timing is on this shit
Same dude, was sick/in hospital for most of 2020, now I'm scrambling to move everything asap. Fuckin real bad timing. I didn't think they were ready to draw back the curtain yet. Guess I was wrong.
Well I think the Q thing and other issues became a problem.
If Q was a larp or is a larp the big mistake that was made was telling people to do their own research. I'm hearing from 65 year Olds telling me all this shit about baby killing pedophiles etc etc.. then theybrealize it is almost all jews and then it was
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOWS!
so the jews had to move up there plans the sloppy steal of the election 40+ executive orders and counting I don't think they even know what the fuck they are doing but
Guys like me and you are getting squeezed. I think my plan is to rent my properties because I can at worst lower rent and lose a little but if I sell and am stuck with worthless paper money in a bank what do I do then?
Hey lift weights run eat healthy network good like minded friends and keep your hopes up.. worse worse case go volunteer to work for a farmer for food and a tent.
Except that these fuckers are already going door to door in multiple countries (including UK and Australia) and exterminating all chickens because "bird flu".
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