It's probably like this: Trump - the jews won't let him get eaten because they want to keep impeaching him over and over again DeSantis - he's too greasy even for the likes of Christie Haley - hardly worth eating except as an appetizer Pence - he doesn't have a foreskin, which is Christie's favorite part Ramaswamy - Vivek is not kosher so he's off limits Hutchinson - too much jew dick flavor in him Scott - duh, he's a nigger Elder - why so many niggers? Binkley - who? Burgum - (((who?))) Hurd - is he even a candidate? Johnson - or this guy???