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Tax his land, Tax his bed,

Tax the table, At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat,

Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,

Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,

Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,

If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas,

Find any way To tax his ass!

Tax him all he has, then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and when he hollers;

Then tax him more, take all his dollars

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

Put these words Upon his tomb:

‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,

It's time to apply Inheritance Tax.

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Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass! Tax him all he has, then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and when he hollers; Then tax him more, take all his dollars Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid... Put these words Upon his tomb: ‘Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply Inheritance Tax. - Author Unknown
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I like the way you type it better than @Crazy

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I didn't realize it had been shared here before. I though this site was one that would enjoy it cause there is more poetry that I encounter here than anywhere else, and it's not like I seek out

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I though this site was one that would enjoy it cause there is more poetry that I encounter here than anywhere else, and it's not like I seek out

Sometimes I wonder why this website seems so obsessed with poetry

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now i wonder that too

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You posted it first. I didn't actually visit the sub before I posted it so I didn't see your post.

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Thats funny, I thought the link from theo was something from a while back

it's all good, it deserves to be seen and understood

I was thinking of putting it to music