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I've always had this theory the more buildings a pol or celeb has their name on, the smaller their penis is.

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Meanwhile in /s/Introductions [0:20]

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NSFW ageofhorus is the secret admin

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Which one of you ordered this?

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God destroyer

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@ageofhorus was a test of poal's defenses

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It's been another slow day on Poal. Iran's internet is down too. By infallible deductive reasoning, most Poal traffic must come from iran. Reeeeee!

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Epstein's Razor [1290x1247 - 929KB]

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"@aou knows where the wild goose goes..." - Probably a @boone quote or some shit

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@Anticlutch's programming dilemma [0:49]

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AOU is an expert at Python.

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What if Theo left just so we'd write more poetry "in his honor?"

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NSFW @Lurker17 is Scott Adams [587x352 - 112KB]

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I've got a theory that every technological breakthrough only came about to make living around niggers easier [0:53]

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The densest material on Earth is the metallic element Osmium - which weighs in at 22.59 grams per cubic centimeter. Neutron stars and Cheeseniggers are over a trillion times as dense.

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I have SO MANY things to ignore!

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Poal Theory: Theo is actually just Smedley's gay alter ego

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I've been @picman all along. Finally got the feds out of my ass.

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Hotdogs are hamburgers for homosexuals.

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Nonbinary is code for faggot obese

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Poos love jews b/c jewing defends their pooing

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What if the birth rates are falling because women are so fat and nobody wants to fuck them?

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For the last time, I have not scheduled my posts intermittently and used ai to post content I like. There is no adjustable slider that posts mandatory things like free games and comics first. .I just have no life, Trust me bro.

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POV: @theodore_kent 's poetry stash is discovered

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Black men began sagging their pants because butt fucking is part of black prison culture. They sag their pants as a way to attract other men by making their anus easier to access. Same reason women wear short skirts, to attract mates

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