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[–] 7 pts 9mo

I just used my real name when I signed up. That way it wouldn't be confusing.

[–] 6 pts 9mo

My Dad told me to shut up and listen when I was a kid.

[+] [deleted] 2 pts 9mo
[–] 6 pts 9mo

There is nothing wrong with your connection. Do not attempt to adjust the screen. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the rest of your life, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your internet. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Poalr Limits.

[–] 5 pts 9mo

Indeed.

[–] 3 pts 9mo

Holy crap you're back!

[–] 5 pts 9mo

I simply am not here.

[–] 4 pts 9mo

Just passing thru

[–] 4 pts 9mo

That's just a conspiracy theory!

[–] 4 pts 9mo

I pretty much hate everyone so, yeah.

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