I don't even have a cool story. Feeling old man. Rolled my ankle off the sidewalk edge the first time, then a few days later as I was getting better I rolled that shit again taking out the trash stepping on this miracle grow hose attachment out my back door. That time there was an audible snap. My neighbors must think I'm crazy I've screamed fuck throughout the neighborhood twice in a week.

I'm not really a fan, stomach hurts, eating a fuckton of broccoli to keep shitting. It's not so bad w/ a few drinks tho. I feel like I'm glowing. Not like a cia nigger, just warm and happy.