see what happens when you light your yard on fire? it attracts the female driver

This is why you don't let the kids borrow the car.

That's just me.

I do what I want !

I really don't understand this new fangled art they have these days. Just seems expensive and wasteful. I mean, I guess it's interesting lawn art, that starts conversation, but really, that's just wasteful.

It's growing on me, I like the way it looks there. I have decided that you shall keep it.

Personally i like a 30-10-10 fertilizer, really perks the grass up. Some use natural compost which also builds up a good humus layer in the root zone. That there looks like some bullshit though, you may want to rethink that.

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