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Animal control is here, and now we can't find the thing. It's at least 2 ft. long, maybe about 3.

Animal control is here, and now we can't find the thing. It's at least 2 ft. long, maybe about 3.
[–] • 5 pts

That's appears to be a black snake, common in the Carolinas. These fuckers will join you in your home happily.

[–] • 6 pts

Yeah, he identified it as a black rat snake, pretty much harmless. I swear it looked an awful lot like a cottonmouth though, and I decided to not take any chances.

[–] • 1 pt

They can get large and they will bite. We used to see them lying on walking paths through Carolina woods and we'd just step over them, far more worried about black bears.

[–] • 3 pts

Aww, the danger noodle.

[–] • 3 pts

There's a garter snake living along the West wall of my house, found his intact skin the other day. Kids thought that was cool.

[–] • 2 pts

We found a rattlesnake skin in Christmas decorations one year. That was an interesting time decorating the tree. Putting your hand in the bin was like reaching into that tree stump thing in Flash Gordon hoping the Wood Beast wasn't there. I have a tradesman weather/dust resistant toolbox for Christmas decorations now.

Snakes and I have a psychological understanding...if they don't bite me, I won't turn them into a wallet, cell phone case...options are likely limitless.

[–] • 1 pt

They say there's timber rattlers around these parts, though I've never heard one or seen one, aside from taxidermied specimens at the welcome centers of various nature preserves. Only other venomous guy here is the copperhead. Garters, milk, ring neck, ribbon and northern waters are the most common encounters. Therefore I have no problem with snakes.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm in California. We have rattlesnakes that eat rattlesnakes. 😂

I think I've seen two Kingsnakes while on the bike trails. No idea which one left its skin in the decorations, just that it was a rattler.

[–] • 0 pt

Timber rattlers protected in Texas.

[–] • 3 pts

That's your new state approved roommate.

[–] • 3 pts

Snek probably heard you when you called them.

[–] • 3 pts

Animal control is here, and now we can't find the thing. It's at least 2 ft. long, maybe about 3.

He yoinked his ass outta there!

[–] • 2 pts

How the fuck does something that big make it's way into your house?

[–] • 2 pts

Sssssshit man, I got warrants!

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Move.

And. It’s a nigger snake

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