![Road work on my commute home, had to wait at a light and spotted this guy [1100x680 - 87KB]](https://poal.co/static/images/262e37a65c79cffd.jpg){kind=link}
Cool.
Right? Some dude painted this with a pressure washer or something. Almost didn't catch it because I only looked at the car in front of me for most of the time.
That light must've been programmed to be the most aggravating rhythm possible. 30 seconds of green, then 6 gorillion years of red. (I waited only appx. 12 minutes, but it seemed like I should call my wife and tell her to file for divorce because I'll never see her again.)
Ohio fucks with us with left turn lanes. Except for the highway offramps, I've never seen a dedicated left turn signal. Two or three cars always pull into the intersection because left is not possible without it. If there is a left turn green it lasts as long as an 18 year old guy does in bed.
That's a grin-inducing metaphor. :D