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call him Kitler.

Heil KITLER!

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Nigger

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How do you know he's sober?

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Stupid. Until it graduates to shithead.

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Sylvester.

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Sir Stabhands Biter of Rodents

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Chauncey, or Horacio

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Schrödinger

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Leroy, though it matters not what you call it. The cat will do as it sees fit.

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Smugley

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Icarus

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