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[–] 5 pts

TSA is gay all the way.

When TSA was formed, Tom Ridge was in charge of Homeland Security ("KGB" in Russian). Some called the agency "Ridge's Retards." Fact is they were having trouble recruiting enough people so they dropped the "minimum high school education" requirement.

[–] 3 pts

He should have popped some Viagara before going, and then asked them to "search harder".

[–] 1 pt

Yeah but if they let you through, then it's an awkward flight

[–] 0 pt

Show up for the flight early and let it wear off after TSA but before boarding.

[–] 1 pt

the shirt is a lie

[–] 0 pt

Pm me your dick pics. I’m with the tsa

[–] 0 pt

No masks? Is this an older picture?

No the TSA agent is too pussy to say anything

[–] 0 pt

Maybe visiting an American airport is how I could end my torment as an untouchable virgin faggot.

Better fill my ass up with crack suppositories and get me some free fisting.

[–] 0 pt

Any sane TSA person would laugh their ass off at this too.

[–] 0 pt

Stretch Armstrong has hit hard times

He took a knee to inspect the snake

[–] 0 pt

I wonder how much that TSA agent hates his life right then